I know when one is on the Internetz toiling their life away into the abyss, most people think “Gosh, I just wish someone would write a good poem about their dead grandma that they miss so much. That would be really satisfying.” Well, the wait is over folks!! Have you ever just loved someone so much and then you write a poem about them and … Continue reading Jo
Hi! How are you? Sometimes I put so much effort into writing or trying not to write or wanting the things that I write to be perfect that they never see the light of day. I’ve been working on making part two happen of “My Disposable Body” (see archives in October, I am too lazy to figure out how to post a hyper link and … Continue reading Life is just an experiment, man
I met Stanley off OkCupid about 5 years ago. I had just turned 30 and I was out of the most devastating break up of my life at the time. I was drinking a lot and I was dating a lot because that seemed like the only thing I knew how to do at the time to cope with sadness and loneliness. Stanley was not … Continue reading My Parma Past
I wrote this little blurb almost 10 years ago. It’s a memory my mom and I both hold in our hearts. One late summer afternoon with my mom we went to a roadside stand and bought corn and peaches. We went home and sat with our legs dangling over the edge of the open backdoor to our trailer park home. The backdoor we didn’t … Continue reading Mother
Secondary Title: How To Make Other Humans Who Don’t Get It Feel Deeply Uncomfortable On The Internet This Christmas Third Title: I’m Sorry But It Doesn’t Get Better And Sometimes That Is Okay Fourth Title: PM Me For My Address If You Really Mean It About The Pizza Prequel to step one: Wake up crying and in an empty household. Remember you have cats to … Continue reading No, I Don’t Want To Come Over Your Family’s For Christmas OR How I Like To Cope On Christmas When I Am Usually Always Alone For Reasons That Are Not Really My Fault But Sort Of Mostly My Choice
My unspoken motto in life has always been “Never let anyone call you ugly, make yourself ugly first and then scream in their face I DID IT FIRST, FUCKERS!!” (It doesn’t work but once you pick a life motto you kind of have to stick to it. I suggest one more along the lines of “I’m okay, you’re okay” or “We’re all in this together” Something … Continue reading swaddle my soul
Two summers ago I went to this yoga and meditation retreat center called Kripalu. I was searching for relief from my depression. Six months prior I had stopped taking my medication with help and a plan from my doctor. The first psychiatrist (of MANY) that had actually agreed that medication might not be a life long thing for me and I could try other things … Continue reading my chakras don’t lie and i’m starting question the nature of reality, boy
Apparently I am coasting into the stage of my life where my body is preparing for me to glide into middle-aged invisibility so therefore my sexuality is starting to shut down. The plus side of that is I can now shop lift without fear because no one can see me anymore. The downside is I am no longer a sexually viable person and everything else … Continue reading My Personal Titanic
Listen, I know this blog is called Little Baby Sad Sack and I’m writing about all kind of very real, sad things but I feel like I need to break it up a bit so you all don’t avoid this shit because you know it’s going to make you cringe and feel weird every time. (Personally, I love cringing and feeling weird all the time … Continue reading My Favorite Things
Little Baby Sad Sack 